Build a Funnel That Sells for You (Even While You’re Under a Blanket with a Book)
Start earning consistent, high income with a simple sales system that works in the background.
You’re Not Lazy.
You’re Just Tired of Doing Everything Manually.
You’re posting on Instagram, sending emails when you remember, replying to DMs, and trying to hold your entire business together with duct tape and Canva templates.
You know your offer is good.
You know you can help people.
But the sales? The consistency? The calm structure that means you’re not glued to your phone at all hours?
Nowhere to be seen.
You’ve tried to “do the funnel thing” before - maybe even downloaded a freebie or started fiddling with tech - but it all felt too overwhelming, too vague, or too noisy.
So instead, you keep showing up.
Burning out.
And wondering when the whole “sales while you sleep” thing will finally click for you.
Here's the truth...
It’s not your offer. It’s not your work ethic.
It’s your lack of a funnel - a quiet system that brings in leads, builds trust, and makes sales in the background, even when you’re under a blanket with a book and your dog snoring next to you.
You don’t want a flashy, complicated setup.
You want simplicity.
You want structure.
You want a funnel that works with you - not one that makes you cry into your tea at 10pm.
And that’s exactly what Simply Funnels is here to help you build.
How Much Longer Are You Willing to Wing It?
The thing about doing everything manually, the DMs, the lives, the late-night Canva carousel sessions, is that it kind of works… until it really doesn’t.
You spend all your energy just keeping up.
You’re “on” all the time, thinking of new ways to show up, sell, and somehow not sound desperate. Your content is good - but it’s not leading anywhere.
And the offers you’ve lovingly built?
They’re collecting dust between random sales.
You start to question everything.
“Am I even cut out for this?”, “Why is this working for everyone else?”, “Do I just need to work harder?”
And that low-grade hum of “maybe I should quit” starts creeping in.
Not because you’re not capable - but because no one taught you how to build the system that makes your business sustainable.
This matters now because every day you stay stuck in that loop is another day of wasted energy, missed leads, and money left on the table. You don’t need to show up more.
You need to structure what’s already working.
And that’s what Simply Funnels is here to help you do - with support, simplicity, and a proper plan.
✨ Ready to see what that looks like?
Keep reading, this is where everything starts to click.
Introducing...
Simply Funnels
The quietly powerful funnel-building program for the business owner who’s done with winging it.
Simply Funnels is a 6-week group program that helps you build a complete, passive funnel. One that brings in leads, nurtures them, and converts them into paying clients without you constantly needing to be “on.”
This isn’t about complicated tech, sleazy tactics, or overwhelming launch plans.
It’s about clarity.
It’s about calm systems.
And it’s about building the structure that frees you up to actually live while your business works in the background.
Inside Simply Funnels, you’ll go from “I don’t even know where to start” to “this funnel is working while I rest, read, or walk the dog.”
It’s for the quietly ambitious. The ones who don’t want to be influencers, but do want sustainable income, loyal clients, and a business that finally feels like it supports them too.
This is your turning point, the moment it all starts to make sense.
From Overwhelmed & Invisible to Calm, Consistent Sales
Here’s the journey you’ll take inside Simply Funnels
Before Simply Funnels
You're overwhelmed by all the tech, stuck in the “just keep posting” cycle
Leads are falling through the cracks, and sales are unpredictable
You feel like your business only works when you’re constantly online
You’ve got puzzle pieces, but no idea how to connect them into a working funnel
What Happens Inside
Simply Funnels
You gain clarity on what your funnel actually needs, no more guessing
You attract aligned leads with a simple, irresistible freebie
You build trust through a nurture sequence that runs in the background
You guide people to your offer with confidence, clarity, and ease
You create structure that works for you, not just your audience
After Simply Funnels
Your funnel sells while you rest, ride, or read under a blanket
You have a complete, working system you can use again and again
You’re making consistent sales without constantly showing up
You feel calm, clear, and in control of your business (finally)
Client
TESTIMONIALS
"Tara is much more than a funnels expert"
She coaches, mentors, supports and keeps you accountable. She does the strategy as well as the tactical implementation. She can do essentially all of the stuff I can't or don't want to. She is fast and doesn't take the p***! I trusted her almost immediately because she spoke in a way I knew meant she wasn't going to take advantage. I haven't yet asked her anything she wasn't able to do - not only that, when I do, it's actioned really quickly. Thank you Tara. My business wouldn't be possible without you.
Tess
Career Consultant & Workplace Expert
Here’s Exactly What You Get Inside Simply Funnels
And why every part of it is designed to help you build a funnel that works , even when you don’t feel like showing up.
This isn’t just a course you watch and forget. It’s a supportive, structured space where we actually build the thing - together.
✅ 6-Week Group Program
So you’re not left trying to piece it all together.
Each week, we focus on one step of your funnel, from lead magnet to nurture emails, to your offer flow. It’s paced for real humans, not robots.
✅ Templates & Copy Prompts
No more blank page panic. Whether it’s your freebie, email sequence, or sales page, you’ll have templates and prompts to get it written faster. And actually sounding like you.
✅ Live Q&A Calls
Because sometimes you just need to ask a real question.
Each week, you’ll have the chance to get support, troubleshoot, and hear what others are working through. You’re not doing this alone.
✅ Weekly Funnel Trainings
Clear, practical lessons without the overwhelm.
You’ll learn what to do, why it matters, and how to do it, with no jargon or fluff. Just simple steps to help you move forward with confidence.
✅ Tech Tutorials That Don’t Assume You’re a Developer
Finally understand the platforms without losing your mind.
You’ll get walkthroughs on the tech that matters, the ones that actually make your funnel work.
✅ A Complete Funnel - Built By You, Supported By Me
So you walk away with more than knowledge. You walk away with results. By the end of the program, you’ll have a fully working funnel set up. One that brings in leads and sales while you rest, walk the dog, or read under the duvet.
If You’re Ready to Stop Guessing and Start Converting...
Simply Funnels is open, and this is your invitation to join.
Because it’s time to stop winging it, and finally build the system your business has been missing.
(Price rises to £497 on Friday, early birds also get a free 1:1 strategy session worth £297.)
Join Now and Get This Exclusive Bonus
When you join Simply Funnels at the early bird price of £397, you’ll also get access to this limited-time bonus designed to give you even more clarity, confidence, and momentum.
These are only available until Friday, when the price rises to £497.
🎯 Bonus 1: 1:1 Funnel Strategy Session with Me (worth £297)
A private 45-minute session where we’ll map out your funnel together, based on your business, offer, and goals.
You’ll walk away knowing exactly what to build, how it fits together, and what your next steps are. This is your shortcut to clarity and it’s only available during early enrolment.
👉 Join today for £397 and this bonus included.
On Friday, the price goes up and the 1:1 strategy session disappears.
Here’s How to Join Simply Funnels
No stress, no complicated applications - just a simple next step toward finally building the funnel your business has been missing.
Step 1: Click the Join Button
You’ll be taken to a secure checkout page where you can enrol in the program for just £397 (until Friday!).
Step 2: Complete Your Purchase
Pop in your details, and you’ll get an email straight away with your confirmation and next steps.
Step 3: Get Instant Access to the Welcome Portal
As soon as you join, you’ll receive access to your private dashboard and details about when we kick off.
Step 4: We Start Building - Together
The live program begins on 4th August and runs for 6 weeks. I’ll guide you through each step so you can build your funnel with ease, clarity, and actual results.
✨ Ready to Build a Funnel That Works While You Rest?
This is your moment to stop winging it and start selling with structure, support, and a funnel that works for you.
£397 until Friday, then £497 - plus get the 1:1 strategy bonus before it’s gone.
Doors Close Soon
The truth is, you could absolutely come back to this later.
But will you?
Because later often turns into never and that funnel you keep saying you’ll build? It stays half-done, or not started at all.
Here’s what you need to know:
- The early bird price of £397 ends this Friday
After that, the price increases to £497 and the exclusive 1:1 Funnel Strategy Session (worth £297) disappears.
- We start soon and you’ll want to be ready
By joining now, you’ll be inside the welcome portal, prepped and supported, with momentum already building before we even start.
- Spots are limited
I keep this container small, only 6 people, so you can actually get support, not lost in a crowd of hundreds.
If you know you're ready to stop guessing and build the structure your business needs, now is the moment to move.
Not in a frantic “rush to buy” kind of way, but in a quiet, grounded “I’m backing myself” kind of way.
Still on the Fence? That’s Okay.
If you’ve made it all the way down here and you’re still not sure… I get it.
You’ve probably invested in things before that didn’t deliver.
Maybe you’re worried you won’t finish it.
Maybe the tech feels like too much.
Or maybe there’s just a small voice in your head whispering,
“Can I really do this?”
Here’s what I want you to know:
That hesitation doesn’t mean you’re not ready.
It just means you care.
You care about getting it right. You care about building something that lasts.
You care about doing business in a way that actually feels like you.
And that’s exactly what Simply Funnels is designed to support.
This isn’t about building some flashy, complicated system.
It’s about creating something quiet, steady, and powerful - a funnel that sells while you rest, that nurtures while you nap, and that grows with you, not against you.
You don’t have to figure this out alone.
You just have to take the first step and let me guide you from there.
Because imagine what life might look like a few weeks from now…
when your funnel is finally live, your inbox has actual leads in it, and you’re no longer relying on your next Instagram post to pay your bills.
✨ You’re ready, even if you’re still a little unsure.
Your future self will thank you.
Ready to Build a Funnel That Works While You Rest?
You’ve done the hard part, showing up, growing your offer, doing what you can with what you’ve got.
Now it’s time to give your business the quiet structure it needs to grow sustainably, without the chaos, burnout, or constant guesswork.
Simply Funnels gives you the strategy, support, and step-by-step guidance to finally build a complete, working funnel that nurtures and sells- even when you’re wrapped in a blanket with a book and your phone is on Do Not Disturb.
You don’t need more hustle.
You need a system. And now you have one.
Let’s build your funnel together.
👉 Join Simply Funnels now for £397
Price rises to £497 on Friday - early birds get the 1:1 strategy bonus too.
🌿 Is Simply Funnels Right for You?
This program is intentionally designed for quietly ambitious business owners who are ready to simplify, structure, and scale without burning out or selling their soul.
✅ Simply Funnels is perfect for you if…
You’ve got an offer you believe in, but you don’t have a system that consistently brings in leads or sales
You’re tired of winging it and ready for calm, clear structure that works behind the scenes
You want to make more money without needing to be “on” all the time or glued to Instagram
You value integrity and depth and you're not here for overnight success tactics or hustle hype
You’re willing to take action (even messy action!) and follow a proven framework
You’d rather build a business that supports your life, not one that takes it over
❌ It’s probably not the right fit if…
You don’t have an offer or service yet (this isn’t a biz foundations course)
You’re looking for a magic button without putting in the time to build your funnel
You prefer fast, flashy energy over steady support and long-term systems
You’re not open to learning or implementing simple tech tools with guidance
You want a DFY funnel, not a guided experience where you learn how to build it (DFY option available)
You’re not ready to invest time into building something that will serve your business long term
If you’re nodding along to the “yes” list, then Simply Funnels was made for you.
And I’d love to support you in building a business that feels calmer, cleaner, and a whole lot more scalable.
Let’s build the thing that finally brings your business to life, quietly but powerfully.
This Is for the Quietly Powerful Business Owner Who’s Ready for More
This is for the woman who’s done playing small.
The one who’s spent enough time second-guessing, overthinking, and throwing spaghetti at the algorithm, hoping something sticks.
She’s built her business with heart, hustle, and intuition…
But deep down, she’s exhausted.
And she knows it’s time to stop doing everything manually and start building something that gives her space to breathe.
This is for the woman who:
Knows her offer is good. She just needs a structure that sells it
Is done guessing, Googling, and spinning her wheels
Craves calm systems, sustainable income, and quiet confidence
Wants more time for rest, reading, or walking the dog, without her revenue dropping off
Is ready to stop feeling like a freelancer and start acting like the CEO she knows she is
She doesn’t need louder. She needs leverage.
She doesn’t need perfect. She needs a plan.
And she’s ready to build a business that supports her, not one that drains her.
If you’re reading this thinking, “This is literally me”, then yes, lovely.
Simply Funnels was built for you.
Why I Created Simply Funnels
Hey, I’m Tara - funnel geek, dog + horse mum, ex-livery yard workhorse turned quiet techy business builder.
I created Simply Funnels because I was the woman trying to do everything manually.
The one posting on Instagram every day, replying to every DM, always on, always overthinking and still wondering why things weren’t scaling.
My background wasn’t corporate or marketing, it was full-livery yards, 42,000 steps a day, running on grit and white chocolate buttons.
Then I burnt out.
I transitioned into tech VA work and fell headfirst into the world of funnels. And something clicked.
Funnels gave me the structure I craved. They brought calm to my chaos. They let me build a business that works for me, not one that depends on me constantly showing up.
And now, that’s what I help other business owners do.
Not with sleazy tactics or 72-part launch plans - but with strategy, simplicity, and support.
Simply Funnels is the program I wish I had when I was piecing it all together on my own.
It’s the shortcut for the woman who’s ready to stop guessing and start growing, with ease, clarity, and a funnel that sells while she’s wrapped in a blanket, cup of tea in hand, book nearby.
You don’t need to do more.
You just need the right system - and someone to help you build it.
I’d love to be that person for you 🧡
STILL NOT SURE?
Frequently Asked Questions
(aka: Let’s answer those quiet questions you’ve probably been Googling at 11pm)
Q: When does the program start?
A: The next launch is in October 2025 so get on the waitlist. You’ll get access to the welcome portal as soon as you join, so you can get settled in and prepped before we dive in together.
Q: How long will I have access to the materials?
A: You’ll have lifetime access to the core trainings, templates, and tech tutorials, so you can revisit everything whenever you need it, even after the 6 weeks ends.
Q: How much time will I need each week?
A: Around 1–2 hours a week is ideal. Everything is broken into bite-sized lessons and you can go at your own pace. This is designed to fit around your life, not take it over.
Q: I’m not techy, will I be able to do this?
A: Yes. This program was built for people who aren’t tech wizards. Everything is taught step-by-step, and you’ll have my support along the way. Plus, you’ll get tech tutorials, templates, and real examples to make it easier.
Q: Is this for product or service-based businesses?
A: Both! The framework works whether you sell 1:1 services, digital offers, coaching, or even physical products. As long as you have something to sell, we can build a funnel around it.
Q: What if I can’t make the live calls?
A: No problem. All live sessions are recorded and uploaded into the portal, so you can watch them whenever suits you best. You’ll also have space to ask questions and get support between calls.
